Jack Daniels Man

Sitting 'round singing songs 'til the night turns into day

Notes

My mom said I looked like a little Asian boy with my new glasses on and my grandma said it’s because my eyes are “squinty”. My response, “I am not old enough for this shit!”

(Nothing wrong with being Asian, by the way, I’m just not Asian. (Though, it’s possible on my dad’s side, now that I think of it.) Sorry if I offended anyone. I think they were just making fun of my constant “Team Asian” jokes…which suck but they’re nice and laugh anyway…)